ibetclaudefaustus:

I bet Claude Faustus doesn’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’

russiasutcliffe:

meladoodle:

hazel-willow78:

meladoodle:

bologna is a fucked up word

it’s named after a place in Italy.

italy is a fucked up country

ne ne papa what the fuck did you just say

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

• dont touch them
• dont fucking touch them
• actually dont touch them
• dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
• THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
  

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

trickster-light:

the faces made in death note are my favorite thing

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

fartgallery:

I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

fancyladyindeed:

fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL

SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. 

Too late

LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY 

GOD DAMMIT

lesbianmisa:

errantimpulses:

gaypenber:

finding someone gayer than light yagami should be a sports competition

canon mello

i say let them battle it out